Dear It’s Just Lunch,
YOU’RE FIRED! If I were this bad at my job, I would have been fired almost immediately after I was hired. I’m not the type of girl that leaves you guessing what I’m thinking, so how you continually match me with people that are completely wrong, is beyond me. So far you have hooked me up with:
- A self-centered, non-committal guy
- A socially awkward guy
- A total introvert
- A guy looking for one night stands
- A cowboy who lives 2 hours away
and now…
- A married man!
Enough is enough!!! I can deal with with creating a conversation out of nothing, turning down booty calls, and listening to someone beg for compliments; however, I draw the line at dating married men!!!
If I seem pissed, it’s because I AM! How dare you continue to waste my time, after the absorbent amount of money I have paid you “experts” to find me a match.
You have a lot of work to do to redeem yourself. I’m not interested in dating for sport so please, please, please, do not set me up again unless he possesses ALL the traits I am looking for. Not just some of them. I am willing to wait.
Yours truly,
Jules
PS- I wouldn’t recommend asking me to be a reference.
