Dear It’s Just Lunch,
YOU’RE FIRED! If I were this bad at my job, I would have been fired almost immediately after I was hired. I’m not the type of girl that leaves you guessing what I’m thinking, so how you continually match me with people that are completely wrong, is beyond me. So far you have hooked me up with:
- A self-centered, non-committal guy
- A socially awkward guy
- A total introvert
- A guy looking for one night stands
- A cowboy who lives 2 hours away
and now…
- A married man!
Enough is enough!!! I can deal with with creating a conversation out of nothing, turning down booty calls, and listening to someone beg for compliments; however, I draw the line at dating married men!!!
If I seem pissed, it’s because I AM! How dare you continue to waste my time, after the absorbent amount of money I have paid you “experts” to find me a match.
You have a lot of work to do to redeem yourself. I’m not interested in dating for sport so please, please, please, do not set me up again unless he possesses ALL the traits I am looking for. Not just some of them. I am willing to wait.
Yours truly,
Jules
PS- I wouldn’t recommend asking me to be a reference.
11 responses so far ↓
fizzgig // May 11, 2009 at 8:53 am
well…its just lunch may be a good thing. some men are just liars, and want to be something they arent. (girls too i suppose!)
i advocate online dating. i met my guy totally on accident online.
kay* // May 11, 2009 at 9:02 am
oh gosh! you should totally be able to get a refund…that’s ridiculous.
Peter DeWolf // May 11, 2009 at 9:24 am
Married?
Quite a vetting process they have.
ally // May 11, 2009 at 11:10 am
Wow. Setting you up with a married man is just about as worthless as you can get.
ally // May 11, 2009 at 11:10 am
or rather as they can get
Amandaaa. // May 11, 2009 at 7:28 pm
why oh why would they set you up
with a married dude? ehhh.
i’d fire them, too!
i think you should consider actually
sending this to them. maybe they’ll take
more pride in what they are doing.
hang in thereeee.
alexa - cleveland's a plum // May 11, 2009 at 9:39 pm
MARRIED? what the f?
LiLu // May 12, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Oh, I would totally be demanding a refund. Honestly, you could be doing better by yourself on Craigslist, and that’s SAYING something!
Mel // May 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Somebody I know was asked to join He was afraid that it was just chicks looking for money. He’s as crazy as a barrel of starved monkies if that says anything about the guys they bring on to their dating pool.
I met my dude online. On Craigslist. Yep, it’s possible even though I know LiLu was making fun of it. We just had our 2 year anniversary last week. Crazier stuff has happened! Just sayin’.
julieq // May 12, 2009 at 5:20 pm
boo to them!! maybe the next one (if applicable) will be the knight in shining armor!
christynhans // May 13, 2009 at 2:16 pm
I can’t believe that such a d-bag wouldn’t indicate that on his online profile. He’s about as disturbing as the site that took your money to set up this “date.”