These poems were written by my friend Andrea Baylis…she’s funny as hell. Check out her blog http://www.andreasbrain.com/
K Fed and B Brit have been done for a whileBut the couture frock she wore would soon be defiledSmothered in grease from the bucket of redDesigner Zac Posen had a mind full of dreadWhy did I loan her my glorious gown?As he cried and cried with a face full of frownDirty fingers and hands were wiped all aboutThe juicy photos (Hooray!) are publishing clout!A big pile of poo was left as a treatStinky, stink, stink, that’s not fucking neatLeft to rot there, or perhaps shrivel upThe wee Yorkie dog, just a teeny teacupThe damage was done in that there suiteBig cameras and lights, and even stylist peepsB Brit said no, I came with my friendsThey crimped her locks, and curled her split endsQuickie trips to the john for mystery thingsPerhaps some bites on hot Hooters wingsShe’s a hungry girl and she likes her Mc D’sDrive-thrus and mini marts, she orders with pleaseSometimes even barefoot with a kid on her hipDenim minis most often with an occasional nipThat’s our gal B, from the deep down southPlease honey baby, stop stuffing your mouth(disclaimer! innocent until proven guilty in a court of law!)
A Hollywood glam girl, by the name of Lindsey LoThe cops nabbed her good, in her pocket some blowShe was goin’ down the road at a high rate of speedWhat was on her person? Nope, not weedShe was fresh from rehab with a spring in her stepThat habit of powder surely gives her some pepParty all night and on through the nextGET MORE COCAINE screams the phone message text
Yet another man claims to be the soldier…
Glenn McDuffie, of Texas, who joins the ranks of more than 10 other men who claim to be the sailor, recently enlisted the aid of one of the world’s top forensic experts to prove he was one of Eisenstaedt’s subjects in the picture.
Personally, I wish it would remain a mystery. It’s more fun that way!
Strong believer in good things come to those who wait…and who also work their booty off!
Pictured above is my buddy from high school Brock. Brock lives in Miami, with my friend Stephan.
So I’m sitting in my hotel the other day and I see a preview for this weeks episode of “Hogan knows best” and I think I see Brock, but it can’t be…Ahh but it is!
Story has it that Brock was picked up at a restaurant by the Hulk himself…the rest of the story we may just have to wait until tomorrow to see! How funny!
Jules is my new buddy that works with me and is in my development program. She is super funny and makes me see life in a new light and think about breaking my norm! I love her lots and I’m sure she’ll be a good read!
Check her out…http://juliemcarthur.blogspot.com/
As you read in my previous blog, I’m intrigued with things that I don’t understand or that seem to be “wrong”. This is why I love the HBO Series Big Love (airs on Mondays at 9P). As wrong as it may seem, it seems super normal that this regular, uncreepy man, has multiple wives.
I’m having trouble finding a date, let alone one husband…I can’t begin to imagine having multiple wives fighting for my husbands attention.
Apparently I’m not a good sharer!