Wedding Season has arrived…and that means time to pull out your credit cards, because so has shower season!
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Showers can be fun if done right. When I was younger I used to love playing all the silly games, taking the “How well do you know the bride/groom?” quiz and watching the bride open up he new paper towel holder with a surprised look on her face…you know that “OMG…I’ve always wanted one of these! I can’t believe you picked it out for me…wait…I told you to buy it for me!” These days I’m more of a Bitter Betty. Unless there are mimosas and other single girls in the mid to late 20’s around, I’m easily bored.
My little bro’s
wedding is sneaking up on me (and my waistline), and I was reminded of how close we’re getting to it a few weeks ago while I was in Lexvegas at my sister-in-law-to-be’s party. The shower was very traditional (games and all) and was at her mom’s home with mostly her family and friends. I know that things aren’t about me…but as we took the “quiz” I was reminded of a few key things that had my heart in my chest: my brother dated her for 9 months prior to getting engaged, she is having 8 bride’s maids (and didn’t invite me) and that her friends were going to invite me to the bachelorette party until they “ran out of stamps”. My feelings were crushed. Not to mention that my killer “bridal honeymoon bag” gift was copied by someone at an earlier shower.
I tried to be a good sis and dust it off, so when they asked for volunteers for the next top secret shower game I volunteered. Big Mistake. HUGE. It was the dreaded toilet paper bridal game. I HATE that game. Ugh.
I still tried to be positive and I knew I had an edge. For starters, I had on a strapless dress that would be easily transformed into the perfect dress, not to mention I’ve done this about a gazillion times!
My team and I were doing great. My dress was going to kick the other two girls bootys and they could take their TP dresses and…well you get the point. That was until I looked over and found that the other 2 teams had done a model swap!!! EEEEKKK!
At the end of the extravaganza, I was the only adult in a TP bridal dress…not to mention that at the rate I’m going, they will be in a real bridal dress before me!
Clearly, I should have won! But I didn’t!!!
She totally played favorites and picked the flower girl! Who knew I’d loose to a six year old?
PS- I have removed the little girl’s faces because I was asked to by the mother of the child.
***Note to new readers: I poke fun at myself in my blog. I love my brother, and wish him the best in his marriage. This is not a stab at my sister-in-law-to-be or her family. The shower was very nice and I appreciate them inviting me to participate in the festivities.
***In “real life” I could give a rat’s ass if I won the TP contest or not! I only say this because others feel the need to think that I sincerely care that I lost. Seriously.