I LOVE snacking and making out…just not at the same time.
One night after going out with a man (we’ll keep him nameless), I wanted some big sexy time. I thought that I would be cute and start stripping down while I was getting ready for bed. While brushing my teeth nearly naked, I felt his hands come around my waist and sneak up to my lady bits.
As I turn to start our big sexy session I hear a crunch. Much to my surprise I see the man with Tostitos in one hand and my boob in the other. Seriously.
I was mildly appalled and feeling less than sexy. I gave the man an ultimatum: Me or Tostitos.
Then the sound came back. CRUNCH.
Did a man just choose corn chips over me? Seriously? I may loose to a lot of things, by Tostitos is not one of them. I promptly put on my pj’s, got in bed and made a pillow fort around me.
He may have chosen chips over me that night, but making up the next morning was worth loosing the night before!